Jack must have heard both of them, but he didn’t
react. He stepped closer to the creature, reloading his Webley with rounds
from his pocket. The long, poisonous feelers whipped out and caught him
around the shoulders and neck. He yelped in pain, but his gun was loaded
again. He fired rapidly, stepping closer and closer to the queen. The
paralysing venom was affecting him. His steps were slower and harder,
but he pressed forwards until he could actually touch the queen.
“Die, @*#%$,” he screamed over her screeching cries and pushed
with all his strength. The remaining glass and framework in the round
window shattered as the queen fell back through it, her cry of desperation
melding with Jack’s as they both plunged to the ground far below.
“Oh, &@#!$%,” Li cried out as the two bodies hit the ground
below with a wet splattering sound rather than a bone-crunching crash.
“Let’s get down there, quickly,” Kristoph added. The
two Time Lords moved much faster than any Human would on the concrete
stairwell. Neither was out of breath when they reached the ground floor
of the silo. They didn’t pause before running out through the old
railway siding.
Jack’s body was twisted and broken from the fall. He had landed
a few feet away from the Gebellian queen on the rough, weed-infested and
stony ground where the train lines used to pass under the silo. His eyes
were wide open, paralysed by the venom before death came from the fall.
The Gebellian queen was dead, too. Her outer carapace cracked on impact.
The soft inner tissue was crushed. A nasty smelling ichor was pooling
on the ground.
Kristoph looked around. There was a high brick wall between them and Regent
Road where traffic passed by. Though the glass smashing and bodies falling
from the window had to have been witnessed, the aftermath was hidden from
view.
He looked at the future-manufactured weapon in his hand. It had a couple
of other modes as well as machine gun. One of them was a very effective
flame thrower. He aimed it at the Gebellian queen’s revolting body.
A few minutes later there was a nasty scorch mark on the floor and a really
disgusting smell of burnt insect, but that would quickly dispel.
The problem was the sound of police sirens drawing close. Kristoph got
ready to make up the best possible cover story for their presence and
the dead body of Jack Harkness.
He didn’t have to worry about the latter. Jack took a deep, ragged
breath and uttered a very colourful Andromedan spaceport swear word as
he sat up.
“Muscle paralysing venom,” he added. “I ache all over.”
He managed to look around as two policemen cautiously approached the scene,
noting the weapons all three men held. Kristoph passed his gun to Li and
stepped in front of them and smile disarmingly.
“It’s all right, officers. There’s nothing to be worried
about, here. We’re from the BBC drama department. Some people must
have seen our very successful falling stunt and got the wrong idea.”
“BBC?” the officers queried. But Kristoph’s Power of
Suggestion was winning them over and blinding them to obvious questions
like ‘where are the cameras, then?’
“Wait until you see it in context, with post-production special
effects added,” Jack said, pulling himself to his feet. “It’ll
be stupendous. Great idea to use a real urban decay location like this.
Way better than green screen fakery. But I hope it worked first take.
I don’t feel like going up there and doing it again.”
“Your department should have been informed,” Kristoph told
the police officers. “We have all the permits from the City Council
and the property owners. There must have been some missed communications.
Sorry about that. We’re about finished for today. We’ll be
out of the way very soon.”
“That’s… quite all right, sir,” the senior of
the two policemen said. “Take all the time you need.”
They left. Jack Harkness again swore dramatically and stretched his limbs.
“That was a lie worthy of Torchwood itself,” he said. “We
make a pretty good team.”
“We give the appearance of a team.” Kristoph responded. “But
we still stand at opposite poles as long as you work for that organisation.”
“Yeah, I guess,” Jack conceded. “If it’s all the
same to you, though, would it be ok if I called my people to do the clean
up in the silo. There are a hundred or so Gebellian bodies turning nasty
in there.”
“I think that is a very good idea,” Li said. “Call them
as soon as possible. Remind them that there are some Human bodies that
the queen was feeding on prior to hatching. They will need to be dealt
with appropriately.”
“It’s one of the things we do best,” Jack assured him,
reaching for a mobile phone and finding the reception difficult in the
shadow of the huge, empty buildings around him. “Right now I could
do with a cup of that Chinese tea you do and possibly a quick shower to
get the Gebellian mingingness out of my hair. How about we head back to
your place?”
Li accepted that as a proposal. The drive back to Chinatown was a quiet
one. Everyone had something to reflect upon after their encounter with
that unpleasant alien species. When they returned to the herbalist shop,
Kristoph and Li sat in the pagoda in the garden while Jack showered. There
was still much they had to talk about.
“You still have the killer instinct when it is needed,” Li
told Kristoph. “I don’t think you should be ashamed of that.
We saved this city – indeed the whole planet, the Human race in
its naivety about the universe - from a gruesome fate. You have every
right to be proud of that.”
“I am,” Kristoph admitted. “But I don’t think
I’ll be telling Marion about this adventure. It’s not that
she has any qualms about my past career, but I know she prefers to be
married to the Peacemaker than the Executioner.”
“Then what Marion doesn’t know won’t hurt her. It is
just one of many secrets you must, of necessity keep from her.”
“Indeed,” Kristoph agreed. There was a thoughtful pause, and
then Li spoke of Lily for the first time since they left the garden a
few hours ago. Now that the Gebellian crisis was over his grief came back
to the forefront of his thoughts. He spoke of his sorrow about the way
events had come to pass. Of course, neither he nor Lily had ever thought
about the consequences of their love affair in those terms. They would
never have imagined themselves as parents of a child. Even so….
“Oh, Jeez,” Jack Harkness said. Both men looked around in
surprise. They had not heard him come into the garden. He stood there
now, on the edge of the wooden pagoda floor, dressed in a Chinese silk
shirt and trousers combination that gave an exotic flavour to his usual
handsome appearance. The young women of Liverpool Chinatown – and
possibly some of the men – would have been in trouble if he was
in the mood for that sort of mischief, but his expression was uncharacteristically
serious. “That’s the news you came here, with? That’s
what was going on here…. I’m sorry, I really am. I mean, that’s
a rough thing for anyone to have to deal with. Is she… Lady Lily…
I remember her from that time with the Rift in Cardiff. She is a real
Lady. I hope she’s doing all right.”
“She’s doing as well as can be expected,” Kristoph answered.
“Your sympathy is appreciated, Captain Harkness,” Li added.
“And your tact in not drawing attention to our advanced age, given
the nature of her trouble. My thanks.”
“But you’re going to see her aren’t you?” Jack
added. He looked at Kristoph. “I mean… that’s why you’re
here, isn’t it? Not just to break the news. You’re going to
give him a ride back to your planet to see her? If it was me… in
that sort of situation… I’d want to be there. I’d want
her to know I care… and a videophone message doesn’t do it
like being able to hold her hand and kiss her and tell her you know how
she’s feeling and….”
Kristoph and Li were both surprised by the tumble of words from Jack Harkness.
Everything they knew about him suggested that relationships with either
gender were easy and consequence-free as far as his heart was concerned,
but he had put his finger right on the core of the problem for Li.
“I can’t,” Kristoph admitted. “Li is banished
from Gallifrey. He can never return there on pain of death.”
Jack used yet another colourful spaceport expletive.
“Can’t you do something?” he asked Kristoph. “I
thought you were pretty important in your government. Can’t you
reason with the top banana about this?”
“I AM the ‘top banana’,” Kristoph answered. “But
I cannot ride roughshod over our laws for the sake of personal friendship.
Quite apart from the trouble my political enemies would create, it would
debase the Lord High Presidency and reduce all of our laws to mere ashes
blowing in the wind.”
“Wow,” Jack Harkness responded. “All of that just to
let one guy have a compassionate visit to his sick girlfriend?”
“You do not understand, my friend,” Li told him. “I
could not… I would not… ask Kristoph to risk his reputation
for me. As much as I would cherish a chance to be with my Lily at this
sorrowful time the consequences of my setting foot on Gallifreyan soil
would be too far-reaching.”
“So don’t tell anyone,” Jack said.
“It isn’t as simple as that,” Kristoph pointed out.
“Even the Lord High President’s TARDIS has to pass through
the Transduction Barrier. Any passengers must be declared. And they have
probes that can determine if a false declaration has been made.”
“Probes can’t penetrate a Zero Room,” Jack responded.
“Does your TARDIS have one of those?”
“How do you know about Zero Rooms?” Li asked.
“You two aren’t the only Time Lords I’ve crossed paths
with,” Jack reminded them. “The one I knew… who I hope
to know again in the future… the one who showed me how to be a better
man than I was before we met….”
Again there was an uncharacteristic earnestness in the tone of Jack’s
voice. Li and Kristoph both had a slight idea what he was talking about
but they didn’t press him about it.
“Well, anyway, my point is, I’ve been in a TARDIS. His one
didn’t actually have a Zero Room. There was a Zero Cabinet and some
kind of long story about having to jettison rooms one time. But the point
is, a Zero Room is impervious to probes, transmat beams, Jehovah’s
Witnesses calling with the Good News… whatever. And if you two are
such good mates as you say, and if you both care about Lady Lily, then
I’m surprised you don’t give it a go, and to hell with the
Laws of Gallifrey.”
Kristoph and Li looked at each other for a long, thoughtful moment, then
at Captain Harkness.
“It could work,” Kristoph admitted.
“It could,” Li agreed.
“Then do it,” Jack exhorted them. “Go on, get on with
it. I’ll hold the fort here, if you’re worried about the shop.
I’m dressed for it, after all. And I have to wait for the clean-up
team anyway. Give my regards to Lady Marion while you’re at it.”
“You know very well I would prefer not to mention your name to Marion,”
Kristoph answered him. “You confuse her mind in very disturbing
ways.”
“Please yourself,” Jack responded. “But you know I’m
right about the rest of it.”
“Yes, you are,” Kristoph admitted. “Li….”
“I am ready,” he said. “We will risk it together. Captain
Harkness, I will speak to you again, I am sure.”
The two men left Jack Harkness in the Chinese Garden.
The sound of the TARDIS parked at the far end of the street dematerialising
caught the very edge of his hearing only because he was straining to hear
it. Jack nodded in satisfaction and took a sip of green tea. It wasn’t
as good as a glass of good liquor, but it was a satisfying brew in its
own way.
On the southern continent of Gallifrey, Marion sat on the
terrace of Maison D’Alba in the dying light of a long day. She wasn’t
needed at Lily’s side just now.
Kristoph came out to join her. Marion hugged her husband fondly.
“Thank you for bringing him, despite all the risk involved. It is
the tonic Lily needed most, for all of your mother’s herbal preparations.”
“It’s not me you have to thank,” Kristoph admitted.
“But our old friend Captain Harkness. He reminded us both that some
things are more important than legal technicalities. He sends his regards
to you, my dear. ‘Regards’ is, of course, a euphemism for
his peculiar adoration of you, which I, as your husband, am doing my best
not to be jealous about.”
“No need to be jealous,” Marion assured her. “You are
the man I love. But I think we can all spare a kind thought for Captain
Jack Harkness from time to time.”
“Of course, we can,” Kristoph agreed.
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