Kristoph stood outside the long queue for ‘Santa’s Grotto’
in the food court of Manchester’s Trafford Centre. Marion was winding
through the rope chicane with Rodan at her side. The child wanted to see
Father Christmas.
That had proved easier than it sounded. Rodan wanted to see the REAL Father
Christmas. She rejected the one in the grotto on Christmas Station because
he was too thin. The one at the St John’s Centre in Liverpool had
the wrong sort of beard. At John Lewis’s they had queued for a half
hour before even entering the very elaborate ‘North Pole’
staffed by slender female elves in green satin dresses. Rodan had sat
on the man’s knee and talked to him earnestly for several minutes
before accepting the ‘free’ gift that Kristoph had paid for
in advance. She let the elf escort her back to her parents.
“No,” she said, shaking her head in a resigned tone.
“Well, never mind. We’ll try another one tomorrow,”
Kristoph promised her. “I’m sure we’ll find the right
Father Christmas eventually.”
“I know you will, papa,” she answered him.
And that was what had brought them to the Trafford Centre, after trying
every grotto in Merseyside - because she had faith in her foster father’s
ability to find the real Father Christmas.
Well, this one was certainly elaborate, Marion thought as the next group
of children were let into the grotto, carefully counted through by one
of the elves. Rodan was second last of this batch. She clung a little
tighter to Marion’s hand as they stepped through the ice cave entrance
and walked around a series of animatronic tableaux with polar bear families
dancing around a Christmas tree, snowmen children hanging up their stockings
around a fireplace and penguins ice skating. Christmas songs played over
the sound system all of the time, of course. Marion was becoming thoroughly
accustomed to the choice of songs by now. She had heard at least six different
versions of Frosty the Snowman and several more of Jingle Bells in the
course of the quest to find the real Father Christmas.
They came into a room decorated with icicles and twinkling lights where
the children all sat on a soft rubber mat and the parents had chairs at
the back. Everyone was given cardboard three-d glasses with which to watch
a fifteen minute film called “The Magic of Father Christmas”
which was projected onto a special screen. Most of the children were bowled
over by the three-d effects. Rodan was polite about them, but she was
used to holovids. Marion disliked wearing the glasses. They made her head
ache. She took them off and closed her eyes until the film was over.
When it was done, the lights didn’t all come back on, only some
golden star lights around the door. The elves encouraged the children
to clap and cheer as a figure in a bright red coat entered the room carrying
a sack of gifts. He sat in a chair that the elves placed in front of the
film screen.
“Hello, boys and girls,” he said. The chief elf signalled
to the children and mouthed the words they had to say.
“Hello, Father Christmas,” they answered in chorus.
“Have you all been good children this year?” Father Christmas
asked
“Yes,” they chorused.
He sat and chatted to them as a group, about the importance of being good
because he knew exactly who was naughty or nice. He told some jokes about
reindeers and got the children to sing Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer with
him, prompted by the elves. Marion was not the only parent who wondered
where it was all going.
Then it was time for the children to sit on Father Christmas’s knee,
not to tell him what they wanted for Christmas, but to have their photograph
taken. The elves told the children to check the ticket they were given
when they came in and come up as the number was called.
Rodan looked at her ticket and then the one belonging to the boy sitting
next to her and quietly swapped tickets. Marion wondered what that was
about until she realised that it was the last number and the other children
would have gone when it was her turn.
The other parents had gone, too. Marion waited by the exit where two of
the elves were complaining in low voices about the length of the queue
and proposing to cut the sing-a-long and get each session done faster.
Meanwhile Rodan approached the Father Christmas holding up her ticket.
“Do you know my name?” she asked him.
“Er… no,” the Father Christmas answered, a little taken
aback. “We don’t do names. The ticket number is for your photograph
and free gift.”
“It’s not a ‘free gift’,” Rodan pointed
out. “My papa paid £12.50 for me to come in, and £8.00
for mama who doesn’t even get a gift. And if you were the real Father
Christmas you would know my name, and you wouldn’t be thinking about
taking that lady in that elf costume to the pub after work. You look very
nice, and I am sure the other children enjoyed the show, but it isn’t
what I was expecting at all.”
“Oh,” the Father Christmas answered as the elf in question
hurried out of the grotto. “I… am very sorry about that. Umm…
do you still want a photograph? It’s part of the package. And you
can choose either a cuddly reindeer or a jolly plastic one.”
Rodan stood next to Father Christmas for the photograph and chose a small
stuffed reindeer from the bin by the exit. She took Marion’s hand
and they both went back to Kristoph who brought them to the food court
for hot chocolate and turkey baguette sandwiches before heading back to
the TARDIS parked outside the shopping centre disguised as a rather nice
car.
“That one was a complete disaster,” Marion admitted to Kristoph
when Rodan was having a nap on the console room sofa. “They made
it so blatantly commercial. The video was annoying, and surely the idea
of meeting Father Christmas is that intimate chat with him, not a group
session.”
Kristoph admitted that he had no experience of meeting Father Christmas
as a child. His was the first household on Gallifrey to celebrate the
festival, after all.
“Where DID this idea come from, anyway?” he asked. “About
finding the REAL Father Christmas.”
“She saw a film last week when we were visiting Li,” Marion
explained. “Miracle on 34th Street – the original 1947 version
with Maureen O’Hara as the mum and Natalie Wood as the little girl
who doesn’t believe in Santa. She was convinced that it was all
real, and now she wants to meet the real Father Christmas, too.”
“And all these jobbing actors in body suits and false beards aren’t
putting her off?” Kristoph asked. “That one yesterday in the
shopping centre in St Helen’s would have made an unbeliever out
of me.”
“I was very unimpressed with that one,” Marion said. “He
smelt of cigarettes, and just look at the ‘gift’ that she
got from him. We paid six pound-fifty for the ticket, and this is a cheap
plastic doll from Poundland. It still has the price sticker on it.”
Rodan hadn’t been especially interested in any of the gifts, but
neither Marion nor Kristoph were entirely sure what she WAS looking for.
They just knew they had to keep trying until Rodan was satisfied.
“Maybe we ought to be strict and put a stop to it,” Marion
suggested. “This definitely qualifies as indulgence. We promised
her grandfather that we wouldn’t do that.”
“I think we passed that point of no return when we arranged to bring
three horses and a riding instructor home from Ventura and built her own
private riding school in the meadow,” Kristoph pointed out. Besides,
I’m more than a little curious about where this is all going. What
WILL she accept as the real thing?”
“So am I, but we will have to stop sooner or later. There are hundreds
of Father Christmas’s on Earth at this time of year. What are the
chances of finding one Rodan accepts as real?”
“I’ve got an idea,” Kristoph said. He turned to the
console and programmed a new destination. “Why don’t you get
a nap, too, and then you can both choose a new outfit to go out in when
we get where we’re going.”
He gave no hints at all. Marion kicked off her shoes and laid down on
with Rodan. She fell asleep easily, worn out by a day of festive shopping
experiences.
When she woke, Rodan was already washed and changed into a new dress and
coat. Marion looked at the outfit and wondered why it seemed familiar.
“It’s a duplicate of the one worn by Natalie Wood in the film
‘Miracle on 34th Street,” Kristoph explained. “She found
it in the Wardrobe. There’s a very nice dress for you, as well.
We’ll be ready when you are.”
Marion went to the Wardrobe and found the dress as well as a warm winter
coat, both of the slimline style worn by Maureen O’Hara in the same
film. Marion tried it on and thought it looked perfectly right on her.
She liked the feel of the authentic American silk stockings and the court
shoes with low heels worn with the outfit.
“A very pretty pair of ladies,” Kristoph said approvingly.
He took Marion’s arm as they stepped out into New York city on a
crisp December day in 1947.
“When the film was made?” Marion asked.
“Exactly,” Kristoph said. “And here we are in Thirty-Fourth
Street, home of Macy’s, the biggest department store in the world,
apparently.”
Marion didn’t know if that was true or not, but it was a huge building
and a curiously familiar one. She had seen that film so very many times
during her childhood Christmases. Standing there, now, she felt as if
she was in the film. She looked up at the elaborate entrance with R.H.
Macy and Co. in relief carving above the door, topped by a beautifully
gilded clock and flanked by Roman or Greek marble ladies whose heads held
up the pediment above them.
“Yes,” Rodan said. “This is right.”
They went inside the bustling store where the more affluent shoppers of
New York in the post war era were busy preparing for a sumptuous Christmas.
Marion didn’t need to do any shopping. She had already bought everything
she needed in Liverpool, including presents for everyone on a very long
list of friends and acquaintances. The sole purpose of this trip was on
the eighth floor – the toy department.
There was no ‘grotto’ made of fibre glass and no animatronics.
There was nothing in the way of a show for the children waiting in line
except a mechanical puppet theatre with tinkling music. Father Christmas,
or Santa Claus as he was known in America, was sitting on his gilded wooden
chair on a small podium. He had elves, of course, male and female, dressed
in red and green, who helped in the smooth running of the line by asking
the names of each of the children as they came close to the front.
“It’s all right,” Rodan said to the lady elf who asked
her. “He’ll know my name if he’s the real Father Christmas.”
“Well, sure he’s real honey,” the elf answered. “But
he sees so many little girls and boys he sometimes forgets. That’s
why we ask.”
“He’ll know,” Rodan insisted. “If he’s the
REAL one. I think he might be. He looks real.”
The elf bit her lip uncertainly and looked at Marion and Kristoph. They
both smiled sympathetically. The elf moved on to the next child in the
line while Rodan stepped forward in turn to meet Father Christmas.
“Hello,” he said to her, reaching to lift her onto his knee.
The lady elf whispered something in his ear and he nodded, before continuing
his conversation with Rodan in a low voice. Neither Marion nor Kristoph
could hear what was being said. Of course, Kristoph could have listened
in telepathically, but he thought that it was Rodan’s private business
and there was no need to pry.
“Well,” Father Christmas said, eventually, lifting her down
from his knee. “It was very nice to meet you, Rodan. Have a very
merry Christmas, my dear.”
“You, too, sir,” Rodan answered. She smiled and went to join
her foster parents. They both looked at her expectantly.
“Yes,” she answered. “That was the real one.”
“Really?” Marion was surprised. “How do you know?”
“I just know,” Rodan insisted. “He was real.”
“Mission accomplished,” Kristoph said. “Now, shall we
find a nice restaurant with a view of the Empire State Building and have
lunch, or should it be tea? I am a little mixed up about today. I’m
not sure how many lunch times we’ve had, already.”
“I’ve forgotten, too,” Marion said. “But apparently
there IS only one REAL Father Christmas.”
She glanced back at the gentleman in the white beard and red suit who
was attending to another young customer. He was almost indistinguishable
from all of the other Father Christmases they had seen. The purpose of
this one was the same as all the others – to bring customers into
the store.
But Rodan believed he was the real thing, and that being so Marion was
perfectly ready to believe, too.
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