Luke Smith and Pieter Rothstein walked leisurely up Bannerman Road. It
was the morning of December twenty-ninth, one of the blank days in the
calendar between Christmas and New Year when a feeling of anti-climax
could easily set in. Perhaps that, and the fact that they had been indoors
enjoying various kinds of Christmas activity since Christmas Eve afternoon
was part of the reason the two young men had volunteered to walk to the
nearest Aldi to pick up milk, bread and other essential foodstuffs, a
boring but essential task that also got them out in the fresh air.
It was a cold morning, the sky a clear, icy blue and the leafy suburban
hedgerows of Ealing white with frost even though the sun was well up.
Luke liked that kind of day. It was ‘winter’ to him, as a
Londoner. Pieter regretted the lack of snow.
“My home is surrounded by deep snow at this time of year,”
he pointed out. “It is much healthier than the city.”
“I know, but we’re going to your home for the semester break
in February. Mum wanted me to be here for Christmas. Sky is growing up
fast, and family Christmases will get harder in a few years. She wanted
one absolute chance of having us all together… including you. She
knows you are part of the package these days.”
“Your mother is very – motherly, and a good Christmas host.
I only miss the snow.” Peter admitted.
“One thing you don’t get in the mountains of Bavaria is that
awful smell of fireworks in the air,” Luke added with a disgusted
noise in his throat. “Why do people HAVE to let them off every night
from Christmas to New Year? It’s a noise nuisance and an environmental
menace.”
“It is the modern way to celebrate the Twelve Days of Christmas,
I think,” Pieter answered. “But… I don’t think…
that smell… it is not fireworks. It is more like…”
“There’s a house on fire!” Luke spotted the black smoke
coming from the direction of his own home. He started to run. Pieter raced
after him.
It wasn’t number thirteen. It was the house next door, beyond the
thick, tall box hedges that gave the two detached Edwardian villas with
mock-Tudor detailing on the eaves privacy from each other. As he drew
near he heard a woman crying and pounding on the front door.
“Is somebody inside?” he asked the woman. Pieter drew her
aside gently as Luke shoulder-barged the door and got a bruised upper
arm for his pains.
“Ana,” said the woman, an eastern European accent obvious
even in that short word. “And her baby.”
“You have no key?” Pieter asked. The woman shook her head
and said something in a foreign language that, despite speaking English
and his native German, meant nothing to him. The gist of her wild sign
language was that she was locked out and Ana locked in and the house was
on fire.
Luke redoubled his efforts to break open the door. Meanwhile other people
were alerted to the crisis. Clyde Langer came from across the road at
the Chandra house followed by Mrs Chandra. Rani had rushed next door and
came a few seconds later with Sarah-Jane. Sky tried to follow her, but
Sarah-Jane sent her back home in tones that brooked no refusal.
“I have a key, sort of,” Sarah-Jane said, keeping her sonic
screwdriver in the palm of her hand as she applied it to the lock. The
door sprang open and Luke sprang forward despite Sarah-Jane’s anxious
cry. More acrid smoke poured from the door.
“The fire brigade are coming,” Mr Chandra said as he joined
his wife. He turned to the crying woman. “Mrs Bogomil, isn’t
it? Your son is in the third year.”
It was a strange fact that she had lived in Bannerman Road for more than
a year, but Mr Chandra only knew her through her son who went to his school.
Those high hedges for privacy also served to cut people off from each
other and made each house an island of its own.
“Milos is with his father, in Finchley,” Mrs Bogomil answered
him tearfully. “My sister, Ana, and her child… they are inside.”
Sarah-Jane bit her lip fearfully. Not only her own son’s life was
in danger but two more innocent souls. Her heart thumped. The siren scream
of a fire engine coming closer and the voyeuristic murmurings of other
neighbours who had come to see what was happening all seemed very far
away compared to that internal drumbeat.
Then Luke appeared at the door. He was half-carrying, half-dragging a
choking woman who herself clung to a bundle wrapped in yellow crochet.
Mrs Chandra took the baby from her and examined it carefully while Mr
Chandra made sure the woman was breathing properly. Sarah-Jane hugged
her son so tightly that it fell to Pieter to remind her that he might
need some fresh air after his ordeal.
Two London Fire Brigade officers gave everyone involved, including the
very small baby, oxygen, while their colleagues brought the fire under
control. They wanted to call an ambulance and take the mother and baby
to hospital, but Ana started to remonstrate in her own language.
“She’s scared to go to hospital,” Sarah-Jane explained.
“She is in Britain on a tourist visa and she thinks that her baby
will be taken away from her if the authorities come to know about it.”
Sarah-Jane talked to Ana and her sister, Mrs Nina Bogomil, in fluent Serbian,
thanks to the background radiation of the TARDIS which still had that
benign and useful translation effect years after her travels were over.
She calmed them both, but Ana was adamant that she could not go to hospital.
“I’ll take them all to my house,” Sarah-Jane told the
fire officer. “They’ll be safe there, and if anyone starts
presenting symptoms I can call my own GP. He’ll come out to me.
He thinks I’m a frail old woman who needs his attention.”
The fire officer half smiled. He wouldn’t like to guess Sarah-Jane’s
age, but frail and old didn’t seem words to apply to her. She and
Rani guided the two distressed women through the crowd of onlookers. Mrs
Chandra carried the baby. Pieter and Clyde kept close to Luke and looked
at him sharply when he coughed twice.
Inside Thirteen Bannerman Road was a haven of peace. Sarah-Jane encouraged
the women to sit in the warm drawing room by the roaring wood fire. The
baby was restored to its mother. Rani and Clyde quietly went to make a
large pot of tea and Sky fetched a box of biscuits left over from the
Christmas treats.
“The baby can’t be more than three days old,” Mrs Chandra
commented as the simple domesticity of tea and biscuits worked upon the
women. “I didn’t know anyone was expecting in the street.
I’d have brought flowers.”
“She was born on Christmas Day,” Nina said.
“Oh, lovely,” Mrs Chandra answered in her usual effusive way
bolstered by the broodiness of a woman whose daughter was old enough to
make her a grandmother if she wasn’t insisting on a career first.
“No,” Ana managed. “It is….” She said a
long word in her own language that would require special character sets
on a word processor.
“A curse?” Sarah-Jane’s brow furrowed. She examined
her translation. “No, of course it isn’t. A baby is a blessing
at any time. A Christmas baby.…”
The two Serbian women spoke rapidly in their own language, frequently
overlapping each other. Sarah-Jane almost missed some of what they were
saying. Even when she understood the words she found it difficult, despite
her experience of strange and unusual things, to quite believe it.
“No, no,” she insisted. “Your baby is beautiful. You
must not let superstitions like that spoil your joy. Please don’t
be afraid to love her.”
Ana clung to the baby as if loving her was not the problem, but she looked
desperately unhappy. Both women did. A constant supply of old-fashioned
English tea and biscuits gave them a little relief, but then the chief
fire officer and one of his colleagues came to the house.
“The cause of the fire was an overlarge Christmas log on a hearth
really only made for small, controlled coal fires and a chimney that should
have been swept regularly,” he said. “The master bedroom and
drawing room are badly burnt but the rest of the house is just smoke damage.
It might have been much worse. You should have had smoke alarms. If your
neighbours had not been alert….”
Nina Bogomil seemed to take those points on board but her greatest anxiety
was about going home.
“I’m afraid the house isn’t really habitable at present,”
the fire chief told her. “The power is off and there is water everywhere.
Even the unaffected rooms will smell unpleasant for days. I suggest one
of you goes over with my colleague to secure the house now we’re
done and perhaps collect some clothes, toiletries… things for the
baby. If….”
He looked meaningfully at Sarah-Jane who was quick to make a decision.
“Of course, absolutely, they must all stay here, at least overnight,
if not for a bit longer. No problem. I’ll go with Mrs Bogomil. Rani,
Sky, why don’t you make up beds in the spare room for them both.
I’m sure they could do with an afternoon’s sleep after all
this.”
The fire chief was satisfied by that. His colleague escorted Sarah-Jane
and Nina to the stricken house. They returned a half an hour later with
clothes hastily stuffed in carrier bags and a large and slightly soot-stained
wall crucifix that Nina insisted on bringing with her.
Sarah-Jane let her hang the crucifix in the spare bedroom. Ana, with the
baby tucked beside her in the bed, looked at it and crossed herself before
allowing herself to sleep. Nina also crossed herself before murmuring
a prayer and lying down under the cool, fresh sheets and warm duvet.
Having seen them settled Sarah-Jane returned to her drawing room where
everyone was still drinking tea and talking about what a hero Luke had
been and how lucky the family had been to escape the fire.
“Sky, Pieter, would you two make another pot of tea,” she
said. “Rani, grab Sky’s laptop there and look up the word
‘Kallikantzaros’. I’m not quite sure of the spelling.
Google should sort it out.”
Rani did so. She exclaimed twice at the search results, but kept her findings
to herself until everyone had a fresh cup of tea.
Tea was normal. It was sense and order in a world that could be anything
but sensible and ordered.
“What did you find?” Clyde asked, unable to contain himself.
“Spelt with two ‘c’s’, Callicantzaros is a Greek
female vampire who can only kill during the Twelve Days of Christmas –
between Christmas Day and Epiphany, January Sixth… the day Christmas
decorations come down. But I don’t think that’s what Ana and
Nina are scared of. Spelt with two ‘k’s’ as Kallikantzaros,
we have this.”
She proceeded to read aloud the main points of the Wikipedia entry for
Kallikantzaros, which contained the same details every other page had
contained, but had better grammar and spelling.
“The kallikantzaros is a malevolent goblin in south-eastern European
and Anatolian folklore. Stories about the kallikantzaros or its equivalents
can be found in Greece, Bulgaria, Serbia, Bosnia and Turkey. Kallikantzaroi
are believed to dwell underground but come to the surface during the twelve
days of Christmas, from 25 December to 6 January (from the winter solstice
for a fortnight during which time the sun ceases its seasonal movement).”
“The thing about the sun’s movement ceasing during that time
goes back before Christmas existed,” Luke pointed out. “The
people who built Stonehenge knew that the position at sunset ‘froze’
around the solstice. So did the Incans at Machu Picchu, though that’s
fifteenth century, after Christianity began.”
“It’s perfectly well known that Christmas time was set to
coincide with the pagan solstice early in the beginnings of Christian
worship,” Pieter added.
Rani nodded and went on reading.
“There’s a load of stuff about Greece and Turkey and their
traditions, but here’s what it says about Serbian belief in the
kallikantzaroi.”
“In Serbian Christmas traditions, the Twelve Days of Christmas were
called the ‘unbaptized days’ and were considered a time when
demonic forces of all kinds were believed to be more active and dangerous
than usual. According to belief, any child born during the twelve days
of Christmas was in danger of transforming to a kallikantzaros during
each Christmas season, and that the creatures would come for the child
to make it one of their own. It was believed that the antidote to this
transformation was to bind the baby in tresses of garlic or straw, or
to singe the child's toenails.”
“No!” It was Mrs Chandra who was most outraged by that idea.
“Oh… please tell me they didn’t set the house on fire
trying to burn the baby’s feet. If that’s what happened…
I’m going to the police, the social services… that’s
just… horrible.”
“I don’t think so,” Rani assured her mother. “There’s
some stuff here about ways to keep the kallikantzaroi at bay by burning
a great log constantly from Christmas day to Epiphany. It’s where
the idea of the Yule log comes from.”
“No, it does not,” Pieter argued. “That is a northern
European tradition for good luck, not a southern one for evil things.
The word ‘Yule’ is Germanic’.”
“Well, you can amend the Wikipedia page,” Rani told him. “But
I suppose these traditions get all mixed up. The unbaptised babies in
this time puts me in mind of King Herod and the babies of Bethlehem. Its
all mingled about. There’s also a thing about putting a black cross
on the door….”
“There WAS a cross on the door,” Luke noted. “I didn’t
think about it at the time. I was more interested in getting it open.”
“The smoke had made such a mess I couldn’t see anything when
I went back afterwards,” Sarah-Jane admitted.
“There’s another thing,” Rani continued. “This
one is really daft. You can keep a Kallikantzaros out of your house by
putting a colander on the doorstep. Apparently, they have an urge to count
the holes, but they can’t say ‘three’ which is a holy
number so keep going back to ‘one’ until the sun comes up
and kills them.”
This was absurd compared to the darker things about unbaptised babies
and malevolent goblins. Everyone laughed in a kind of relief from the
tension.
“But, really,” Gita Chandra said as she wiped tears of laughter
from her eyes. “Those two women really believe all that? They’re
scared for that poor little baby?”
“From what I could gather,” Sarah-Jane explained. “It
is why Ana came from Serbia to stay with her sister. She knew her baby
was due in the ‘unbaptised’ days. She’s a single mum,
on top of all. Finding a priest to give baptism in Serbia isn’t
easy because of that. They’re still a bit old-fashioned there about
babies born out of wedlock. But she thought she would be safe here. Just
in case she tried the big Yule log and the cross on the door. Possibly
there’s a colander on the back step. I didn’t look.”
“The poor baby,” Gita sighed.
“It isn’t even named, yet. Just ‘baby’. They take
the ‘unbaptised’ bit very seriously.”
“But it IS all nonsense?” Sky asked. “It has to be.
Christmas is a happy time, not dark and scary.”
“Not always,” Pieter told her. “My parents used to warn
me about the Krampus taking naughty children. Your British Father Christmas
is much jollier.”
“Yes, he is, and I’m sticking with him,” Sky insisted.
“He’ll keep us all safe.”
“Father Christmas is back at the North Pole, now,” Clyde said.
“We may be on our own if the Kallikantzaroi turn up.”
“The Kallikantzaroi are NOT turning up,” Sarah-Jane insisted.
“I just thought you all should know why the two ladies were so upset,
and why they accidentally set their house on fire. I thought it would
help us to understand their culture which is so very different from our
British one.”
Two generations back, Clyde’s family were Caribbean and Rani’s
were Indian, but both were grateful for the comfort of ‘British’
culture in this context.
Gita Chandra took her daughter and Clyde back across the road to their
post-war house where the chimney was converted to a flue for the central
heating system. There was no room for a Yule log even if they wanted one.
Sarah-Jane put more smokeless coal on the open fire in her drawing room
and placed a guard around it. She didn’t usually bother, but fire
safety was appropriate today.
Everyone went about their quiet activities on a day free from festive
parties or frivolity and the prospect of ‘leftovers’ for the
evening meal.
A little after four o’clock, as it was starting to get dark, Sarah-Jane
was disturbed by noises at the front door. She went to investigate and
found Nina Bogomil with a thick black crayon trying to draw a cross on
the woodwork. The paint was glossy and the crayon kept slipping, but she
persisted.
“I would rather you didn’t,” she said to her guest.
“But if it makes you feel better, then all right. Come along to
the kitchen. I’ll make turkey sandwiches for everyone. Later I was
thinking of a goulash. I still have half a pork joint from Boxing Day
that would be nice spiced up with paprika and some sweet peppers for colour
and texture….”
Satisfied that the front door was secure against evil beings of the night,
Nina came with her to the kitchen and helped with the preparation of the
sandwiches while explaining in both English and Serbian some western European
misconceptions about how a goulash was made. Sweet peppers were at least
one heresy Sarah-Jane had been committing for many years.
The evening meal was cooking nicely in an automatic multi-cooker that
wouldn’t burn on the bottom when a hammering on the cross-protected
front door disturbed the domestic normality. Luke reached it first and
admitted Clyde, Rani and Mr and Mrs Chandra.
“It’s the kali… Kallik… those THINGS,’ Gita
declared. “They’re ripping the kitchen to pieces.”
“The kallikantzaroi?” Sarah-Jane queried. “Are you sure?”
“I don’t know what it is,” Mr Chandra answered her.
Gita was talking too fast to make any sense. “Giant rats or something.
Maybe urban foxes or… feral cats. The cold must have driven them
in. I’m sorry to bother you, Miss Smith, but Gita insisted that
you knew what to do.”
Mr Chandra was a modern thinking, practical man. Despite living opposite
Sarah-Jane for several years and being mixed up in all sorts of odd goings
on, he didn’t believe in alien invasions and was even more sceptical
about eastern European goblins.
“Nasty foot high things with pointy ears and hairy legs like goats,”
Rani answered. “They smell like the dung heap at London Zoo and
tried to bite me.”
Nina and Ana both screamed in horror when they heard and crossed themselves
over and over again. Gita Chandra listened in astonishment as they told
her why her house had been attacked.
“Because I looked after that poor little baby for a few minutes
this afternoon?” she echoed. “That’s… ridiculous.”
“You should have protected your house,” Nina added. “The
Holy cross should have been put on the door.”
“We’re HINDU!” Gita exclaimed. “WHY would we want
to put crosses on anything?”
Nina’s reply was hardly tactful. Gita was outraged.
“There is no such thing as a ‘one true religion on Earth.’
Have you never heard of diversity? Besides, you didn’t care that
I was a heathen when you were choking on smoke and somebody had to look
after your baby.”
“This doesn’t help anyone,” Sarah-Jane said tactfully.
“Where are the boys?”
Luke, Pieter and Clyde were missing from the chaos. Sky tentatively suggested
that they had gone across the road to the Chandra house.
“The boys know how to catch rats?” Mr Chandra asked. Nothing
that had been said around him about kallikantzaroi, black crosses, the
unbaptised, or even Nina Bogomil’s failure to grasp the concept
of world religion had sunk in with him. All he knew was that some sort
of animals had got into his house. He was complaining about the local
council and the way the bins hadn’t been properly emptied before
the Christmas holiday, allowing feral creatures to forage.
He just couldn’t see what was happening any other way. It didn’t
matter how often it was explained to him.
“Pieter does,” Sky answered him. “Foxes and stuff. They
have trouble with those all the time in Bavaria. He knows how to trap
them and dispose of them… humanely.”
“I ought to help,” Haresh suggested. “It is hardly fair
that the boys should be left to do that by themselves.”
“Leave them to it,” Sarah-Jane answered him. “Pieter
is a very smart boy. And as Sky said, they do this all the time where
he comes from.”
Rani was worried, but whether that was because of any danger the boys
might be in or because her home was being destroyed by the kallikantzaroi,
nobody, not even herself, was quite sure.
It was an hour before the three young men crossed the road again. Their
clothes were torn and covered in something black and foul smelling. Luke
rushed upstairs with a wooden crate containing something even more foul.
Sarah-Jane followed him to the attic where Mr Smith and K9 were co-operating
in analysing the dead bodies of three kallikantzaroi.
“I’ve got some spray, here,” she said, looking in a
cupboard. “It’s like antiseptic, but it deals with all sorts
of alien nastiness as well as ordinary Earth infections. You all have
scratches that should be treated.”
“We won’t turn into kallikantzaroi,” Luke promised his
mother. “It’s not like with vampires.”
“I didn’t think you would. But I’d rather none of you
got sick, either.”
She listened as Mr Smith confirmed that the disgusting creatures were
dead. He identified them as of Earth origin, falling into a category of
‘unclassified’ species. K9 backed up his findings.
“But they can be killed?” Sarah-Jane asked.
“They are organic beings,” Mr. Smith confirmed. “They
can die by decapitation, strangulation, suffocation, disembowling….”
“Good,” Sarah-Jane replied. “We’re going to have
to use all those methods to deal with the rest of them.”
“Rest of them?” Luke asked as Sarah-Jane picked up a number
of artefacts from around the room, most of which he had never dared touch.
She told K9 to stay alert and headed for the stairs.
Mr and Mrs Chandra wanted to get back to their home. They announced the
fact when Sarah-Jane returned to the drawing room.
“The kitchen is really messed up,” Clyde told them. “The
microwave is busted and there’s icky stuff everywhere. Stay out
of it altogether and order a take out for supper. Rani and I will get
onto the clean up first thing tomorrow.”
“You’re a good lad, Clyde,” Mr Chandra said, something
that seemed quite unlikely when he first came to Ealing as headmaster
of Park Vale High School. “Rani, love, are you staying here for
a bit?”
“Sarah-Jane’s made goulash,” she answered.
“That’s all right. Come over when you’re ready.”
He took his wife’s hand. They quietly left Sarah-Jane’s house
and crossed over Bannerman Road. Rani and Clyde watched as all of the
lights apart from the kitchen were turned on in the Chandra house. A little
while after a take away meal was delivered.
“They’ll be all right,” Clyde assured his girlfriend.
“But our work is just beginning. The kallikantzaroi will know that
Sarah-Jane gave refuge to Ana and the baby. They’ll come for this
house.”
“Yes, I thought they might. I wondered why they went to our house,
first, really.”
“Your house was easy. No crosses or roaring fires. Mrs Bogomil put
a cross on this front door and the two chimneys are secure. The one leading
to the drawing room has a fire in the hearth. The other one is cut off
in the attic by Mr Smith installed in the space where the fireplace should
be.”
“So, it will take a while for them to get in. But they WILL get
in.”
“It’s not too late to go and have a take out with your mum
and dad.”
“No, I’ve made up my mind. Its goulash and goblin fighting
night.”
Clyde laughed, but the prospect of tackling more of the horrible creatures
wasn’t especially edifying.
At least the goulash, served with creamed potatoes, which were a luxury
vegetable accompaniment in Serbia, so a real treat for Niña and
Ana, was enjoyed in peace. Ana fed the baby from a bottle of formula and
hugged her close to her. She still looked frightened. The fact that the
demon creatures might arrive at any time worried her, of course.
At least everyone at the dining table fully believed in the kallikantzaroi,
now. She didn’t have to battle with scepticism.
After they had eaten, Sarah-Jane brought everyone back to the drawing
room. She found a film on the television, something everyone except, possibly,
Ana, had seen at least once before, just something to pass the time until….
...Until just before midnight when Sarah-Jane’s watch buzzed. Mr.
Smith was sending a message. He reported that lifeforms matching the dead
ones he had scanned earlier were encroaching on the garden of Thirteen
Bannerman Road.
“How many?” she asked as Sky reached to switch off the film
and everyone became quite alert.
“Thirty,” Mr. Smith replied. “Correction, thirty-five…
forty… perhaps more.”
“That many?” Rani said with a suddenly dry throat. “There
were only three over the road and they destroyed the kitchen.”
“Advance guard,” Sarah-Jane acknowledged, though the numbers
shocked her, too.
“But what if they go back there… mum and dad….”
“I made your house safe,” Clyde assured her. “Your mum
has a perfectly valid point about crosses, but I put some on your front
and back doors with black light marker. Also a colander on each doorstep.
Your parents are safe. Over here, we’ve got crosses on the doors,
too. We also have a fire roaring….”
“Plus four colanders, a large cheese grater and a spare piece of
circuit board from Mr Smith punched with a hundred and fifty holes,”
Sarah-Jane added. “But those will only delay them. Ana, Niña,
I’m moving you and the baby to the attic. I have the ultimate guard…
dog… up there. Don’t touch anything other than the tea set
and the TV remote and let K9 look after you until this is over.”
She brought the puzzled family upstairs to the room almost nobody in Bannerman
Road knew about. She would have preferred to keep it that way, but it
was the safest place for non-combatants.
When she got back downstairs, everyone else had armed themselves with
edged weapons of one sort or another. She looked at Sky dubiously.
“You should stay in the attic, too,” she said.
“Luke and Clyde tackled worse than these goblins long before my
age. So did Rani, and that girl, Maria, who used to live in her house.”
“You were about my age when you met the creator of the Daleks,”
Rani added.
That was the truth, but Sarah-Jane wished it wasn’t.
“The Doctor was with me, then,” she conceded. “I wish
he were here, now. But I can’t expect him to look after me.”
“Anyway, the point is, there isn’t much we haven’t all
faced that measures up to these little beasts,” Clyde told her.
“We’re ready.”
“We are, mum,” Luke added.
“Not quite,” Sarah-Jane contradicted. She reached into her
pocket and brought out an object Luke hadn’t seen for several years.
“I used to have a sonic lipstick,” she added, handing it to
Sky. “The Doctor gave me a screwdriver for Christmas a few years
back, because, seriously, how patronising to women is a sonic lipstick?
But it works just as well as the screwdriver. Just don’t get it
mixed up with your real cosmetics.”
Sky took the powerful tool and pressed the button. A powerful laser burnt
a hole in the TV remote control.
“Luckily it has a function for turning the TV over,” Sarah-Jane
remarked. Then another signal from Mr. Smith warned her that the delaying
tactics weren’t going to delay much longer. There was a noise of
glass breaking somewhere near the front vestibule. Clyde went to investigate.
Everyone else came slowly to the hallway, ready to defend whatever part
of the house needed defending.
“What stops them coming in through windows?” Rani asked. “This
house has lots of those.”
“I put crosses on all of the windows,” Pieter answered. “All
except the attic, but K9 is guarding that.”
“But they could break windows,” Sky pointed out. “All
they have to do is find a rock in the garden.”
That was very true, and the sound of rocks hitting the windows on the
ground and first floor came horribly soon after the girls had identified
that obvious weak point in any structure.
“I’m glad we’re not in my office,” Rani pointed
out. “The building is almost entirely glass held together with steel
struts.”
“Modern architecture rarely takes ancient eastern European folklore
into consideration,” Sarah-Jane remarked. “Luckily, this house
is Edwardian – with mock Tudor exterior decorations. Dining room…
kitchen… go… go.”
Sky and Pieter went one way. Luke and Rani went the other. Sarah-Jane
waited for Clyde to return from the downstairs toilet-cum-cloakroom where
he had sliced a kallikantzaros in half then blocked the little window
with a pair of trainers with lots of little holes punched into the leather
for ‘breathability’. This had paused two of the kallikantzaroi
to crouch on the windowsill counting, thus closing off that entrance to
the house.
“Luke’s room,” he said as they heard a noise upstairs.
They dashed up together, Sarah-Jane reaching the door to her son’s
room first.
Three kallikantzaroi were ripping the duvet and mattress to pieces with
their sharp talons and razor-like teeth. Clyde sprang forward wielding
a long kitchen knife. Sarah-Jane noted with a wry smile that her temporary
charge, Lok, teenage warrior of another dimension, had used the same knife
to kill monsters on Ealing Common a few months ago. But the thought was
brief. She was soon busy dispatching another four kallikantzaroi climbing
through the broken window. Her sonic screwdriver, while primarily a tool,
not a weapon, had functions that could leave a hole in the rancid flesh
of eldritch creatures. Four more tried to climb over their dead brothers.
They met the same fate. Meanwhile, Clyde had sliced the bed rippers to
pieces and grasped three rectangular objects that he knew as protoboards
– for building home made computers on. They were full of holes.
He laid them down on top of the three deep kallikantzaroi bodies piled
on the windowsill.
“Sky’s room,” he said as breaking glass indicated a
new battle front. They got there in time to stop the destruction of the
bedroom. Sky owned three pairs of delicate white training shoes with ‘breathability’
holes all over them. They were usually placed in a neat row under her
window, but now they were occupying the minds of six kallikantzaroi, each
holding a shoe and counting…
“Jedan, dva….” The creatures stopped after one, two
– in Serbian – and looked worried before beginning again –
jedan, dva.
“Three!” Clyde cried out and stabbed two of the creatures
before they could react. Sarah-Jane got three more and Clyde slashed the
last one in the neck before grabbing the three pairs of shoes and laying
them out on the windowsill. He and Sarah-Jane managed to kill twelve of
the kallikantzaroi before the window was blocked with the bodies and they
stopped trying to come in that way.
“I can’t believe that works,” Clyde said. “The
hole thing, I mean.”
“It’s not the holes so much as the counting,” Sarah-Jane
explained. “Triskaphobia is the fear of the number three. I never
heard of it as a ‘sacred’ number before. But the Holy Family
is three – Mary, Joseph, baby Jesus, and Three Kings…. That
ties in with the season, anyway. Whatever it is, it works. Come on…
my room.”
Sarah-Jane gave a cry of distress as she stepped into the main bedroom
and saw some of her best clothes being ripped to shreds while two kallikantzaroi
gnawed the wardrobe door to splinters.
“You leave THAT alone!” she cried as they tried to fling a
suit bag out of the wardrobe. That was Harry Sullivan’s naval uniform.
She had kept it many years for reasons that were sentimental and a bit
foolish, but very real to her. They were reasons that made her grasp a
kallikantzaroz by the throat and bash its head against the wall before
dropping the filthy body in horror, not just at the malevolent nature
of the creature, but the savagery it brought out in them all. Her barely
sixteen year old daughter and Rani, a girl of refined and gentle sensibilities,
were downstairs killing goblins with edged weapons. Beneath long held
convictions about gender equality she couldn’t help feeling neither
of them ought to be doing something this brutal.
But there was no help for it. Sky and Pieter in the dining room were
back to back dispatching kallikantzaroi with a sonic lipstick in laser
mode and a Bazoolian steel sword, souvenir of one of Sarah-Jane’s
old exploits with The Doctor. The sword was eternally sharp. It would
never blunt no matter how many kallikantzaroi necks it sliced through.
Pieter, a son of Bavarian nobility, wielded it expertly, silently thanking
his parents for making him learn fencing instead of football. Bayern Munich’s
loss was his gain this evening.
“My arm is getting tired,” Sky complained in a brief respite
while three kallikantzaroi examined the ‘snowflake’ paper
doilies they found under two plates of minced pies on the sideboard and
the rush at the window was stopped by four bodies tangled in Sarah-Jane’s
favourite lace curtains, now irreparably damaged by goblin claws, laser
burns and sword slashes.
“Mine, too,” Pieter admitted. “But have courage. The
enemy is not unlimited. We must only have the stamina to keep going.”
“Until dawn….” Sky didn’t mean to sound whiny,
but it was another five hours until daybreak this close to the solstice.
She hoped it wouldn’t take that long. She WAS tired. Normally she
would go to bed about ten o’clock. Several late night parties had
kept her up a bit later for the past few days, but they were nowhere near
as arduous as this task, nor as nerve-wracking.
In the kitchen, Rani and Luke had just killed one of the kallikantzaroi
in an inventive but quite unsettling way. Both looked away from the microwave
oven and the nasty mess on the inside of the glass door.
Another foul-smelling body had been pierced five times when a rack of
knives had fallen on it.
The rest had been killed by hard battle with a carving knife and a pair
of ancient Chinese butterfly swords that were another souvenir of Sarah-Jane’s
time travelling youth. Luke wielded one in each hand using fencing skills
he had learnt in a couple of lessons from Pieter. His genetic ability
to learn quickly had proved very useful in the hard hour of non-stop fighting.
“Is anyone counting how many we’ve killed?” Rani asked.
“Mr Smith said there were forty. We’ve done ten in here….”
They were coming more slowly, now, in ones or twos. It was easier to kill
them. But was there any reason to hope they would stop coming before the
dawn that, according to Wikipedia, was a limitation on the kallikantzaroi.
Was Wikipedia even to be believed about that? Rani recalled her father
often warning students at Park Vale against relying on that website in
their essays. A similar injunction was given out at the newspaper where
she worked.
She just hoped it was right about eastern European goblins.
Footsteps clattered outside the kitchen. Rani turned with the carving
knife but put it away when she saw Sky.
“Mr. Smith says they’re all dead inside the house. There are
still a dozen in the garden, but they’re not coming so fast, now.
Mum says we should all go up to the attic… a sort of last stand.”
Actually, Sarah-Jane’s intention was to give some of them a chance
to rest. There was no chance that the kallikantzaroi would retreat completely
until sunrise, which was six minutes past eight. It was half past one,
now - six and a half hours to go.
Sky and Rani sat with Ana and Nina on the old sofa. Both fell asleep after
drinking a cup of cocoa. Sarah-Jane may or may not have put some harmless
alien sleep potion in it.
The boys didn’t react the same way after their cocoa. They sat where
they could and waited, slightly sleepy, but keeping alert manfully.
They had need to be. Several times, kallikantzaroi climbed far enough
up the drainpipes outside to reach the window and three of them got as
far as the top landing outside the door. K9 helped dispatch them all with
his own laser adaptation.
The longest stretch of peace was between three and four o’clock.
There were still kallikantzaroi in the garden, but these latest ones were
more distracted than the earlier batch by the ‘traps’ around
the doorstep and took longer to find ways inside.
Only Sarah-Jane and Pieter were awake. When she sighed deeply in the silence
he asked her what was wrong.
“I’m… just wondering if I did the right thing, tonight.
I’ve exposed everyone to danger and expected them all to do terrible
things. Even if those things are against nature, my own daughter was KILLING
them. What sort of parent puts a teenage girl in that situation…
where she has to kill living things.”
“We all did what we had to do.”
“Bu did we have to? I could have called U.N.I.T. They have men…
soldiers… who understand about killing. We could all have gone to
a hotel, including Ana and Nina, and the baby.”
“That would not have helped,” Pieter told her. “The
ungeist want the baby. They would only attack the hotel or anywhere we
go. It is better that this is done, tonight, and the creatures banished
from all our lives. As for Sky… she is a brave girl. You should
be proud of her.”
“I am proud of her. But I worry about her, about all of you. It’s
a parent thing. You’ll understand when you’re a bit older.”
“Possibly not,” Pieter whispered. Sarah-Jane nodded and smiled
wryly. Pieter understood plenty already. She would have asked him a question
only he could answer, but the appearance of two kallikantzaroi at the
attic window, dispatched by Pieter’s swordsmanship even before K9
could react reminded everyone just how vital it was to be vigilant this
night.
“We do what must be done,” he said again as he wiped ichor
from the blade and sat down again to rest until the next assault.
It was a long, anxious, tiring night. Everyone, even Sarah-Jane, drifted
to sleep from time to time, but woke suddenly when each new phase of the
battle of Thirteen Bannerman Road came. To answer Rani’s question
from earlier, Mr. Smith was keeping a count of how many kallikantzaroi
had been killed. By half past seven in the morning when Sarah-Jane started
to think about venturing downstairs to make coffee and toast for everyone,
he had tallied one hundred and fifteen.
“Look,” Sky said fifteen minutes later. The official daybreak
was six minutes past eight, but the attic window was high enough to catch
the very first light of morning, and it had a surprising effect on the
bodies of the kallikantzaroi stuck on the sill. They first started to
glow, then smoulder slightly, before disintegrating into a pungent kind
of ash.
“That solves the problem of what to do with the wretched bodies,”
Sarah-Jane said. “A good vacuum all through the house, later. Meanwhile,
it is definitely time for breakfast. Come on, downstairs, everybody.”
She went to the kitchen while everyone else made themselves comfortable
in the drawing room. As the kettle boiled and the toast toasted she heard
a rattling noise outside the back door. Carefully she opened the door
and saw a blonde woman in a biege raincoat lifting up a colander with
a booted foot before stepping on the vile creature hiding underneath.
It died with a nasty squelching sound before disintegrating in the morning
light.
“Horrible things, aren’t they,” the woman said. “Sorry
I’m late. I detected a huge meisson surge around your area, but
I was having a spot of bother with the TARDIS materialisation circuits.”
“TARDIS.” Sarah-Jane looked beyond the woman to a blue box
that was mostly familiar. The panel with instructions for use of the telephone
was blue with black writing instead of white but otherwise it was recognisable.
Unlike…
She looked at the woman again. She smiled warmly and waited for the penny
to drop.
“Doctor? Really… you regenerated… this time… into…”
“Sarah-Jane, you brought gender equality to medieval England and
the queen of Peladon. You, of all people, should be able to accept me.”
“Oh… I do. Really, I do,” Sarah-Jane answered. “Come
in, please. The house is a mess, I’m afraid, but come in. Have coffee
and toast with us all. I’ll tell you all about what happened, here.”
The Doctor had arrived too late to do anything other than confirm Mr.
Smith’s assessment that the kallikantzaroi were now well and truly
gone, but she had a couple of suggestions for sorting out the mess.
“Kate Stewart can send some people round to clean up both here and
the Bogomil house, and across the road at the Chandras, and replace anything
that got damaged… windows, beds, microwave ovens….”
“Three pairs of trainers I never want on my feet again,” Sky
added.
“Better than trying to explain all this to our insurance companies,”
Sarah-Jane admitted.
“There are a couple of other things I can do…” The Doctor
called Sky to her side. She put her hand on the teenager’s forehead.
It felt cool and soothing.
“Next year your most important school terms begin,” The Doctor
said to her. “Revising for your exams should be the only worry you
have – well, that and whether Carl Sanderson really does like you.
The answer to that is, I’m afraid, no. He’s not worth distracting
yourself over. There will be other prospects soon enough. As for what
happened tonight… I could take away your memory of it, but it would
be better just to take away your anxiety about it, so that remembering
what you faced up to tonight never preys on your mind or changes everything
about you that your family love you for.”
“Yes… yes, that’s… that’s fine,” Sky
said with a relieved sigh. “Thank you.”
“What about you, Sarah-Jane?” The Doctor asked. “Do
you need to let go of any anxiety?”
“No… not now. Only… who is Carl Sanderson?”
“Nobody worth worrying about,” Sky assured her.
“One more thing I can do,” The Doctor added. “I’m
going to pop out and bring an eastern orthodox priest to you. Once that
baby has been baptised the kallikantzaroi won’t be able to come
near her. Everyone in the street will be safe.”
Ana listened to that proposal and protested. The unbaptised days meant,
among other things, that baptisms couldn’t be done during this time.
“I’ll bring a priest from next week,” The Doctor said
decisively. “Give me half an hour. That should be long enough to
decide on a name for the child. That’s YOUR only anxiety right now.”
“She will be called Sara,” Ana decided without any hesitation.
“Which means noble woman. A fitting name for any girl child.”
“Good enough,” Sarah-Jane commented.
“Absolutely good enough,” The Doctor agreed. “By the
way, Merry Christmas, everyone. Sorry I was late with that, too.”