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        Villiers Street, past the Emmanuel Church to Havelock Street, Hammond 
        Street, Barlow Street, with a shop on the corner called Rumbelows which 
        rented or sold televisions on easy terns, Ellen Street, Aqueduct Street, 
        a wider, busier road, with an empty aqueduct because the canal had been 
        stopped and partially drained just before that point. Cross over Brook 
        Street at the corner of Murray Street. 
        Until then the walk from where Yas was living was just like the beat she 
        walked in Sheffield as a Constable of the South Yorkshire Police. She 
        memorised the near identical terraced streets in their back-to-back grid 
        pattern. It was a way of compartmentalising the journey into manageable 
        lengths that all beat officers had used since the job of police officer 
        began.  
        But now she was at her destination. Arkwright Mill was a five-storey edifice 
        built in 1854 of dull red brick with forbiddingly dark rectangular windows 
        in regimented rows on each floor. Before half past eight even on a summer 
        morning the mill cast a cold, dark shadow over Brook Street and made Yas 
        feel she was literally stepping back in time to an actual Victorian factory. 
        “Well,” she thought wryly as she entered through the works 
        entrance on the still cobbled Hawkins Street. “This is certainly 
        a comedown from being a beauty queen.” 
        She took her timecard and punched in to show that she was there on time, 
        ready for her day’s work. Next was the cloakroom where the mostly 
        female machine workers changed out of their outdoor coats and donned brown 
        cotton aprons or overalls and had a chance to talk to each other for a 
        minute or two before the shift started. 
        Not that Yas talked to many people. She was new, for a start, and didn’t 
        know anyone. Then, of course, she was automatically socially separated 
        from the more or less half of the workforce who were white and nominally 
        Christian whether they went to a church or not, and closed ranks against 
        anyone noticeably not ‘one of them’. Racist words were technically 
        against factory rules, but it was obvious that nothing would be done even 
        if such incidents were reported. 
        To make things worse, Yas’s family were from the Punjab on the border 
        between Pakistan and India. Most of the non-white half of the staff were 
        from the country still known as East Pakistan until it became Bangladesh 
        in another ten years. That transition, as Yas knew as historical fact, 
        only happened after a thoroughly nasty war* in which the Bengali civilians, 
        particularly women, suffered horrific war crimes. Even in this decade, 
        relationships between the two countries were strained and in addition 
        to a kind of racial guilt for what still hadn’t happened yet, Yas 
        felt the political, cultural and language differences keenly.  
        Especially the language. Even when speaking English the accents were all 
        different to hers. Mostly among themselves the women spoke their first 
        language of Bengali. Yas was brought up speaking Urdu as her second language 
        after English. Of course, thanks to the TARDIS’s peculiar effects 
        she understood Bengali, but revealing that would have caused even more 
        social problems.  
        Her English accent was south Yorkshire, of course. She stood out in this 
        Lancashire town whichever way she looked. She didn’t fit into any 
        part of the gossip and camaraderie of the factory, which was a problem 
        if she was going to learn anything except how to be a semi-skilled worker. 
        The job was simple enough. The looms on the third floor that wove the 
        cotton spun on the fourth floor were driven by electricity these days 
        and unless there were breaks in the threads they could keep going for 
        hours at a time with minimal human interference. 
        Which made it an unremittingly dull job and a long shift from eight-thirty 
        to twelve-thirty, then one o’clock until four-thirty before the 
        day was over. 
        That half hour lunch was another instance of social distance between the 
        white women with soup in a vacuum flask and sandwiches of corned beef 
        or brawn with perhaps a hard-boiled egg in tin foil for variety. The Bangali 
        ladies brought curries kept hot in traditional clay pots and home-made 
        bhaji and chapatti to accompany them. They ate separately because there 
        had been some unpleasant scenes a few months ago when some of the white 
        women complained that the smell of foreign food was making them sick. 
        This was 1963. Curry houses and kebab shops hadn’t yet appeared 
        on the street corners of Preston, frequented by white people who had nearly 
        forgotten that vindaloo was not a traditional English food. Fish and chips 
        were the take-out food of choice in this decade. But it wasn’t something 
        eaten after a Friday night out. Yas had noticed that many of the housewives 
        of Villiers Street went around the corner about six o’clock with 
        a dinner plate, returning with it well wrapped up in newspaper. The ‘plate 
        supper’ regularly fed the husbands who arrived home from their work 
        in the heavier industries of the town.  
        But Yas was staying with Mrs Aadya Begum, a widow whose son and daughter 
        were both now at university, much to her pride and honour amongst her 
        community. She had a room to rent to a respectable Muslim girl and had 
        advertised the fact in the Plungington Road newsagent’s window. 
         
        Yas had wondered at the underlying racism of the advert. But in a time 
        when lodgings with vacancies could hang up signs saying ‘no dogs, 
        no coloured, no Irish’ without breaking any laws it was probably 
        fair enough.  
        In any case, to fit in, to be able to investigate the alien anomaly The 
        Doctor had detected, she needed a place to stay, and she needed her own 
        lunch, wrapped carefully by Mrs Begum, which today consisted of bhaat 
        rice, aloo bhaja, dal and crisp chapati, all of which looked and tasted 
        much better than corned beef sandwiches.  
        Everyone ate in the ‘canteen’ on the second floor where tea 
        was available in the ubiquitous English style - hot, sweet and milky and 
        the one thing all the workers, coloured and white, women on the shop floors 
        and men in the packing and despatch on the ground floor, had in common. 
         
        “May we sit with you?” asked a voice in English with a Bengali 
        lilt. Three girls of her own age stood near the table. She invited them 
        to join her. “We thought you looked lonely. Do you know anybody 
        here at all?” 
        “No,” Yas admitted and gave her cover story of coming to Preston 
        from Sheffield for work. It was a thin story that really didn’t 
        bear close examination. There was no shortage of this kind of work in 
        the Yorkshire towns, and it looked strange to other Muslim women that 
        she should have come alone, without an uncle or aunt from an extended 
        family to stay with. 
        “Did you come here to avoid getting married?” asked Mayal, 
        the girl who had first spoken to her.  
        Yas’s surprise at the question must have been interpreted as guilt. 
         
        “It’s all right. Karina and I are happy to be engaged, but 
        Veena refused to be married to the man her parents arranged for her. They 
        were angry, but this is England, and it is the nineteen-sixties. They 
        had to accept her decision.” 
        Veena looked away, perhaps embarrassed, perhaps ashamed, perhaps just 
        wishing her more talkative friend would let her get a word in. 
        “I didn’t think much of the man my father wanted to introduce,” 
        Yas said, improvising furiously. “But I’m not against getting 
        married. Are any of the men working here single?” 
        The three girls giggled as if that was a very daring thing to say. Perhaps 
        it was. Women of their background checking out the male talent was hardly 
        done even if it WAS England in the nineteen-sixties.  
        “Very few,” Karina admitted. “We thought Devesh Choudhary 
        was getting sweet on Veena for a while, but then he got promoted from 
        section foreman to head foreman – with his own office on the top 
        floor, and he got to believe his own name.” 
        Yas understood the joke and laughed with the other three. The Bengali 
        name Devesh meant ‘the chief of the gods’. A head foreman 
        of a small factory was not exactly a ‘god’ but an ambitious 
        man could make something of the limited power the position afforded. Yas 
        could imagine him losing interest in Veena if he thought he might do ‘better’. 
         
        That wasn’t the sort of man who would interest her even if she WAS 
        looking for romance, but she glanced at him surreptitiously, sitting at 
        the middle management table that formed yet another canteen faction. Somebody 
        in this factory was hiding a powerful secret, and Devesh Choudhary could 
        well be the one.  
        Or it could have been one of the others.  
        Or none of them. 
        That was the trouble with this undercover assignment. This was the Tuesday 
        of her second week, and she had no idea what or who she ought to be watching. 
        “Anyway,” Veena said, much to everyone’s surprise. “I 
        AM seeing somebody.” The word ‘who’ formed on the lips 
        of her two friends, but she pre-empted them. “Jon Azim.” 
        “Him?” Mayal and Karina were very surprised. Yas wondered 
        why. 
        “He is the despatch clerk,” Karina explained. “A desk 
        job, in his own office, but down on the ground floor. Nearly management 
        all the same. Good money. But her parents won’t be pleased. His 
        mother is English, and nobody has ever seen him at mosque. Not a good 
        husband for a Bengali girl.” 
        Veena made a face at her friends and insisted that he was nice, and she 
        was introducing him to her parents tonight. It was nothing to do with 
        anyone else. 
        Yas thought it was going to lead to a lot of trouble. Even in her own 
        time, marriage was still a thorny issue. In this decade, when most of 
        the women around her were newly emigrated and the traditions of the old 
        country were still strong, Veena’s future problems might yet prove 
        insurmountable.  
        But it was nothing to do with Yas’s undercover assignment and she 
        wasn’t at all sure she was going to find out anything useful while 
        she was stuck in this mind-bogglingly boring job.  
        She told The Doctor that when she was on her way ‘home’ to 
        Mrs Begum’s at the end of the day. The TARDIS was parked in an inconspicuous 
        corner behind the Emmanuel church, a stone’s throw from her lodgings. 
        First, she went to the TARDIS bathroom. Mrs Begum, along with most of 
        the residents of Villiers Street had an indoor toilet. The other streets 
        in the grid still had outdoor facilities. But there was only a washbasin, 
        no bath or shower. Yas drew a firm line under her personal hygiene.  
        She returned to the console room where a futuristic ‘food dispenser’ 
        that even The Doctor disdained with its artificially flavoured bars of 
        nutrition actually served as a pretty decent coffee machine. She drank 
        its version of a cappuccino - something else along with the job title 
        of ‘barista’ that had not yet arrived in Preston - and updated 
        The Doctor on her progress or lack of it. 
        “Look,” she said, handing The Doctor the pocket-sized device 
        she had been carrying every day. “There hasn’t been a glimmer 
        of anyone alien in the place. Everyone is human and normal – for 
        a nineteen-sixties value of normal – racist, sexist and tactless 
        – even the nice ones.” 
        “Something is wrong, though,” The Doctor insisted. “There 
        are low level Psi-Tonic particles saturating that whole building. At the 
        very least I’d expect the workers to be hypnotised into being drones 
        obedient to some alien despot.” 
        “Hypnotised drones?” Yas countered. “That job is so 
        boring, people are ALREADY drones from clock-in to clock-out.” 
        “What are the managers like?” The Doctor asked. “Not 
        the foremen, but the ones who actually own the business.” 
        “No idea,” Yas admitted. “I’ve never seen them. 
        The general manager just showed me where the canteen and toilets were 
        and passed me on to the foreman for the weaving floor. Somebody in Manchester 
        actually owns it all. Did you know the raw cotton comes from India? Its 
        spun and woven into fabric, then exported to Bengali sweatshops to be 
        made into clothes at a penny an hour and imported back here to be sold 
        in expensive shops. Alien entities couldn’t treat people much worse.” 
        The Doctor nodded. She understood the unfairness at every stage of the 
        garment industry. But it really wasn’t in her remit to mend this 
        purely human social injustice. 
        “Has there been much turnover in the workforce?” The Doctor 
        asked, still trying to work out what might be happening. “New people 
        coming in, replacing others?” 
        Not really,” Yasmin answered. “I replaced a girl who got married. 
        Bengali women don’t tend to work outside the home after marriage. 
        The white women do. They always have, really, ever since the Victorian 
        age when whole families, kids included, were in the mills. It always bugged 
        me at school, doing social history. All the post-war middle class women 
        demanding careers, financial independence from their husbands, while the 
        working classes never stopped working.” 
        There was a whole post-graduate dissertation in Yas’s observation, 
        but it was another dead end for The Doctor’s investigation.  
        “I don’t know,” she admitted. “What about… 
        is there an area where workers don’t go… a basement or… 
        something.” 
        “The basement is storage and the electricals. There’s a whole 
        substation down there to keep the machines running. But that’s all 
        normal. There’s the old steam turbines and the chimney, and the 
        water tower, but they’re bricked up. No, there’s nothing like 
        that. And, Doctor, look, this can’t go on. I’m going bananas 
        in there. I did A’levels so I wouldn’t ever have to do the 
        kind of job my gran did when she came to Sheffield, and this is THAT Job. 
        I don’t even know how long I can keep up pretending I’m so 
        stupid that this is the best I can do.” 
        Even as she said it, she knew that was wrong. The girls she was working 
        with weren’t stupid. Her gran hadn’t been stupid. For reasons 
        largely to do with family and class as well as narrow expectations of 
        what girls should do with their lives, none of them had the opportunity 
        to take A’levels and choose a career. The chance of any of the Bengali 
        girls getting HER career choice in this time were about nil, anyway.  
        “I’ll try to find time to snoop around a bit tomorrow,” 
        she promised. “But if I don’t come up with something, soon, 
        we HAVE to do something else. Like… I don’t know… YOU 
        get a job there.” 
        “Till the end of this week, I promise.” The Doctor assured 
        her. “On Saturday, Preston North End are at home to Charlton Athletic. 
        We could go.” 
        “No, thanks,” Yas answered with a wry expression. “I’ve 
        had enough casual racism and sexism this week. What would it be like at 
        a football match?” 
        “I had a friend who supported Charlton Athletic, long ago,” 
        The Doctor noted apropos of nothing. Yas said she had to be going and 
        headed off to Mrs Begum’s, which wasn’t so bad really, a lot 
        like tea at her grans, but she was actually starting to wonder if one 
        of those plate suppers from the chippy might make a nice change from curry 
        every night. 
        The next day started much as all the other days had been. The only difference 
        came at lunchtime when she noticed that Veena was very unhappy.  
        “It went badly last night,” Mayal explained as the girl gave 
        vent to tears she had held back all morning at her loom. 
        “Her parents have forbidden her to see Jon Azim again. And if she 
        doesn’t accept their decision, they will send her back to Dhaka.” 
        “Where I will be married to a man chosen by my grandfather,” 
        Veena sobbed. 
        Yas was shocked, but not surprised. Forced marriage was still something 
        that happened in her own time. A friend from sixth form had unexpectedly 
        gone on ‘holiday’ to Pakistan and not come back. The college 
        had brought in the police and social services, but nothing had come of 
        it. 
        Funnily enough, reaction to Veena’s plight was split along completely 
        new lines of demarcation. Most of the white women, especially the unmarried 
        ones, were appalled by the idea of an arranged marriage in ‘this 
        day and age’. A small number of them turned away with remarks like 
        ‘what do you expect from that sort’ and worse.  
        Some of the Bengali girls were also sympathetic, but there was a faction 
        of traditionalists who condemned her for going against her parents.  
        It made for a much noisier and busier canteen than usual with people coming 
        to the table to talk to Veena and either commiserate or criticise, the 
        latter causing rows to break out. In the midst of it all, Yas slipped 
        out to the stairs up to the top floor. 
        This was where the managers and their secretaries had their offices. Yas 
        had been there just once when she filled out her employment card and gave 
        it to the wages clerk. 
        But she had been thinking. The Mill had a huge footprint. Each floor was 
        the same size. Did the offices actually take up all of the top floor? 
        Could something else be up there? Something producing those Psi-Tonic 
        particles The Doctor was so interested in. 
        She was physically fit. The stairs didn’t bother her too much, but 
        she did take a quick breather before stepping through the door. 
        That brought her into a corridor that ran the length of the floor. Either 
        side were offices built from wood and plaster partitions. Doors had frosted 
        glass marked with the names and job titles of the management. She noticed 
        the relatively new lettering on the door of head foreman, Devesh Choudhary’s 
        office. It wasn’t a very big office. He wasn’t ‘chief 
        of the gods’ by a long shot.  
        Further along there was an ‘executive restroom’ – for 
        Gentlemen – and a Ladies that, presumably, was not executive.  
        And beyond there, doors without frosted glass or names. She tried the 
        handles and found most of them unlocked but empty and devoid of interest. 
         
        One wasn’t. 
        She stepped inside and reached for a light switch before realising she 
        didn’t need one. The small room had no window and wasn’t lit 
        by electric lights, but there was a glow from one wall, an unnatural yellow 
        glow as if from within the plaster and brick. 
        She stepped closer and reached out tentatively…. “You… girl… what are you doing on this floor?” 
        As Yas ran along the corridor without even thinking about being covert 
        or even careful, Devesh Choudhary came from his office. He grasped her 
        by the arm rather more firmly than seemed necessary.  
        “I… wasn’t doing anything,” Yas answered, more 
        nervously than she expected of herself.  
        “You’re the new girl on the weaving floor, aren’t you?” 
        he said, his hand still gripping her firmly. 
        “Yes,” she answered. 
        “That’s yes, sir,” he growled. “Unless you want 
        to collect your cards.” 
        “You’re hurting me,” Yas responded, twisting away from 
        him using self-defence moves she had learnt in police training. “I 
        need to get back downstairs. The afternoon shift will be starting.” 
        “Wait a moment,” Choudhary said, his manner just a little 
        less high-handed. “You’re not as dim as most of the girls, 
        I think. You could get promoted quickly enough – we don’t 
        have many female foremen, and not our colour, but you could be the first.” 
        “Oh, really?” There was something about the way Choudhary 
        said that - something in his face as he said it, something just too predatory. 
        “And what would I have to do to earn this promotion?” 
        “I was right, not so dim at all. You caught on fast. What do you 
        THINK you would have to do?” 
        Now he was positively leering. He reached towards her again, but not aiming 
        for her arm. Yas quickly felled him with a few more moves meant to be 
        used when a suspect needed controlling and her police baton was not available. “It was sexual harassment,” Yas protested to the works manager’s 
        secretary as she waited for her ‘cards’ and wages owed. “HE 
        should be fired, not me. That creep should not have been given a promotion. 
        He shouldn’t have been allowed a position of power over the women 
        workers.” 
        The secretary said nothing. It was more than her job was worth. Yas sighed 
        and waited, her hand idly picking up a biro and drawing on the back of 
        a blank timesheet from a pile on the desk. 
        She didn’t even get to say goodbye to the few people who had been 
        friendly to her. They were all back at work as she was escorted to the 
        cloakroom and then out of the factory.  
        She walked, in something of a daze, back along the familiar route, past 
        all the terraced streets named for men who had been in Parliament around 
        about the time that the factory and houses had been built. She was sure 
        something else had happened other than a disgraceful encounter with a 
        nasty man and an even nastier work ethic where a woman from the shop floor 
        couldn’t complain about a manager’s wandering hands and even 
        more wandering thoughts. 
        She almost walked past the TARDIS before remembering what it was there 
        for. She stepped inside still feeling that she had forgotten something 
        important. 
        The Doctor thought so, too. While Yas drank replicated cappuccino she 
        shone the blue light of the sonic screwdriver in her eyes. Yas blinked 
        and complained but The Doctor continued her examination. 
        “There was a spike in the Psi-Tonic particles,” she said. 
        “I think you stumbled across something… and it attacked your 
        mind… killing off about ten minutes of your short-term memory.” 
        “Killing off….” Yas didn’t find the diagnosis 
        in any way reassuring. “But… what did I see?” 
        “If you don’t know, I can’t tell you,” The Doctor 
        answered with infuriating logic. “Killed is the word. Erased. Not 
        just forgotten. There’s nothing I can do to help you remember. There’s 
        no long-term damage. I can promise you that. But those ten minutes are 
        gone for good.” 
        “But they are ten minutes that would explain what’s going 
        on,” Yas noted. “I’d rather it was the time in the corridor 
        with Mr Innuendo. As if I would ever….” 
        “What’s that?” The Doctor asked as Yas dropped her national 
        insurance card, her wage packet for the two and a half days worked and 
        a crumpled yellow sheet of paper. She picked up the paper and smoothed 
        it out. “Perhaps the minutes weren’t completely erased, after 
        all.” 
        Yas looked at the doodle on the back of the timesheet. It was a strange 
        face, an alien face. The chin was tiny, with a thin line of a mouth just 
        above it. The nose was a straight line with two slanted eyes either side, 
        one covered by a sort of elliptically shaped monocle. A rounded head closed 
        around the top of the earless face.  
        “Ming the Merciless,” Yas suggested. “Or something like 
        that. But why did I draw that?” 
        “Because your subconscious was trying to get through the fog of 
        your conscious mind, all full of shock and anger, outrage and confusion. 
        This is what you saw on the top floor before being accosted by Devesh 
        Choudhary.”  
        “It looks less unpleasant than him,” Yas remarked, though 
        not really. Choudhary was an ordinary human monster. This was something 
        far more sinister. “Do you know what it is?” 
        “Well, this portrait isn’t exactly from the school of realism,” 
        The Doctor pointed out. “But those eyes and the rounded head, that 
        mean little mouth – used just for breathing. Eating and talking 
        would be by other means – nutritional osmosis and telepathy I’d 
        guess. Which, along with the Psi-Tonic particle emissions puts our chum’s 
        home world in tie Alpha Arietis sector. Most likely a Cyklorian.” 
         
        “Dangerous?” 
        “Mostly stupid,” The Doctor answered. “Not what I was 
        expecting. They haven’t the brains to launch an invasion. They’re 
        not shape-shifters or body-snatchers. I don’t get it. But, anyway, 
        he has no business here on Earth in this time and place. We’ll have 
        to deal. But not yet. After dark when there’s nobody but a night 
        watchman to get past.” 
        Yas passed the time enjoying the sunshine in a green space called Moor 
        Park that was at the top end of Villiers Street, appreciating the leisure 
        that being fired from the factory afforded her. She returned to Mrs Begum’s 
        house for tea at six o’clock and for a few hours watched nineteen-sixties 
        television on a set bought from Rumbelows. Needless to say, none of the 
        programming was aimed at people like herself or Mrs Begum. She went up 
        to bed at nine and the landlady was only a little later. 
        She snuck back out at nearly eleven and met up with The Doctor. The two 
        of them walked silently back towards the factory, aware that two women, 
        especially two women of mixed ethnicity, needed to avoid attention from 
        anyone heading home from the two pubs – the Cottage in one direction 
        and the Hornby Castle in the other right beside the Arkwright Mill. 
        There were clangs of beer kegs being moved in the walled off yard of the 
        Castle, but all was quiet and in shadow on Hawkins Street. The sonic making 
        short work of the locked door seemed disturbingly loud before the unlikely 
        burglars were inside. They tiptoed past the alcove where the night watchman 
        was drinking tea from his flask and listening to the radio.  
        “I couldn’t bring the TARDIS in,” The Doctor explained 
        as they headed up the stairs. “It would cause ripples in the Psi-Tonic 
        particles and warn our friend.” 
        Yas accepted that reason, because it was better than thinking The Doctor 
        just liked to do everything the hard way. They heard the night watchman 
        starting one of his rounds as they reached the top floor. It would take 
        him a while to get up here, and with luck they would be done by then. 
        Yas led the way past the offices, glaring at Choudhary’s door as 
        if it was partly to blame for everything. She wasn’t sure, in the 
        dark, which room the alien had been in, but The Doctor took a reading 
        with the sonic.  
        “Here. The back wall is against the old water tank tower,” 
        The Doctor said. “The sonic reads the extra thickness of wall. It’s 
        not important, though. Just a bit of background info for the DVD extras, 
        as it were.” 
        The door was locked this time, but again the sonic dealt with that and 
        they stepped inside. 
        Again, in a windowless room there was light. The Doctor raised the sonic 
        defensively as she approached the glowing outer wall, the one against 
        the water tower. The light pulsed and increased a little. 
        The face appeared, the one Yas had drawn in biro. Now in full HD colour 
        she could see that its face was white with the two eyes red and blue and 
        the slit mouth pulsating yellow in a rhythm that might be a speech pattern. 
        It projected from the wall like a strange, postmodernist relief sculpture, 
        but remained just a head, no body emerging. 
        “Don't even try zapping my brain,” The Doctor said, facing 
        the disembodied face squarely and adopting a stern tone. “I’ve 
        got mental defences to give you the mother of all migraines. Sol, who 
        are you and what are you doing here?”  
        The mouth lights moved rapidly. The Doctor could obviously understand 
        it clearly. Yas heard it as if through cotton wool or water, or maybe 
        both. And she obviously wasn’t psychic enough to reply to the alien 
        the way The Doctor could.  
        “Hold on….” Yas demanded. “He – assuming 
        it is as he – says he meant no harm. He killed off ten minutes of 
        my memory. That’s HARM. It’s also a violation just as bad 
        as being groped by the pervy foreman. There was plenty of harm.” 
        “I’m going to say ‘he’ because I don’t like 
        ‘it’ as a pronoun and human languages have nothing better 
        for gender neutral species,” The Doctor said. “He apologises 
        for the violation, pleading that he panicked and acted rashly when he 
        saw you. I have invoked intergalactic law and given him the equivalent 
        of a police caution for a first-time offence – if that is good enough 
        for you.” 
        “I suppose it is,” Yas conceded. “But… have I 
        understood the psychic language right? He’s a STUDENT?” 
        “Sort of,” The Doctor answered. “Remember I said his 
        lot were thick. They really are as stupid as they come. Their ability 
        to travel in space and time is purely natural, like breathing. They don’t 
        need to train pilots or navigators or anything like that to be out in 
        the universe. But they don’t teach anything else, either. They travel 
        to learn. Which is ok in itself. It’s what I’ve been doing 
        for the best part of a millennia. But what this lot do is lurk in the 
        walls of universities and academies and absorb the learning, like the 
        dinner lady sneaking in the back of the lecture theatre to get free lessons. 
        I knew somebody who did that.” 
        “But THIS is not a university,” Yas pointed out. “All 
        he’ll learn here is advanced leering from Devesh Choudhary.” 
        “As I said, thick. He’s about fifty years and sixty metres 
        short of his target. By your time the University of Central Lancashire’s 
        campus will start just about at the bottom end of Brook Street. A well 
        thrown cricket ball would land in one of its car parks. It’s not 
        the Prydonian Academy, or even Oxbridge, but it’s as good a place 
        as any to get an education. Right now, the polytechnic is quite a bit 
        smaller and not offering as broad a range of subjects. And that’s 
        assuming he meant to go to UCLAN and not UCL or UCLA, which is a lot further 
        away.” 
        “Definitely thick,” Yas agreed. “Or should we possibly 
        say intellectually challenged? There are enough casual insults chucked 
        about this building all day. And what are we going to do about HIM? He 
        can't stay here, surely?” 
        “He’s not. I'm giving him temporal-spatial directions to UCLAN’s 
        Victoria Building in 2022, just down the road on Victoria Street. It’s 
        an art gallery. He’ll have a great time.” 
        Sure enough, the alien face melted back into the wall and the light faded. 
        They were left in the dark and quiet. 
        “Daftest alien invasion, yet,” Yas said, as they exited the 
        building having avoided the nightwatchman again. 
        “Easy to deal with in the end,” The Doctor agreed. “Shall 
        we leave, now? Our work is done.”  
        “Can we give it a couple of days? I’ve got a couple of loose 
        ends to tie up. If you can help me out with one of them.” 
        On Friday morning, an hour after morning shift had begun, Yas and The 
        Doctor came into the Arkwright Mill and walked up to the top floor. They 
        identified themselves as factory inspectors and demanded to speak to all 
        of the managers in turn.  
        By the time they got to Devesh Choudhary the gossip had reached him that 
        Yas had been working undercover for the inspector. He was already panicking. 
         
        “According to the general manager, the incident involving my colleague 
        was not the first,” The Doctor said. “Apparently, your general 
        manager believes it is better to deal with complaints internally, which 
        translates to the girls leaving the job and you getting away with it. 
        Your general manager is wrong in his belief and will be changing that 
        policy from now on. As for you….” 
        The Doctor looked him in the eyes and said nothing. On the very edge of 
        her consciousness, Yas felt something passing between her and Choudhary 
        without words being necessary. Choudhary’s face paled and he broke 
        into a sweat.  
        “We understand each other,” The Doctor said out loud. She 
        nodded to Yas as they left him in his office.  
        “What did you do to him?” Yas asked out of earshot. 
        “I projected into his mind some of the pain I could make him feel 
        if he even looks at a woman in the wrong way in the future. I also gave 
        him the impression that I would know, no matter where he is or when I 
        am.” 
        “Would you?” 
        “No, but he thinks it, and that’s what matters. Now for your 
        other loose end.” 
        The lunch half hour had begun. Yas noticed that there were two of the 
        white women sitting with Veena, Karina and Mayal and there was a certain 
        amount of cultural mobility around the room generally. Some of the white 
        women were even sampling a very fragrant potato aloo at one table, though 
        the Bengali lady who offered it wasn’t interested in trying their 
        brawn sandwiches. 
        Yas brought Jon Azim to sit next to Veena as she gave the unhappy lovers 
        a startling idea. 
        “I hope you don’t mind, Veena,” she said. “But 
        I told Mrs Begum about you. She’s a devout Muslim lady, but she 
        sent her daughter to university not to a husband. She is sympathetic and 
        is happy to let you have my room since I’m moving out, and as many 
        dal lunches as you can eat. She is happy to be chaperone if Jon visits 
        you at her house, and she may even consider letting you both live with 
        her when you’re married – until you can afford a place of 
        your own. Meanwhile, if your parents see that you’re living under 
        a good woman’s roof and behaving properly, they may yet come around 
        to you.” 
        “We can hope,” Jon said on behalf of them both. “They 
        are good people. They are wrong in only one thing – as are everyone 
        else around here. I DO attend Mosque. But I go to the new one in Avenham, 
        where my grandmother lives. I never corrected anyone because it was none 
        of their business.” 
        “Quite right,” The Doctor told him. “Well, now we must 
        be going. Perhaps we’ll come to the wedding, if you’d like 
        us to be there, that is.” 
        “We’d love it,” Veena said. “But where will we 
        send the invitation?”  “Oh, don’t worry,” Yas assured her. 
        “It’ll get to us. Important things like that always do, somehow.” 
 • Note. ‘Nasty’ doesn’t begin to describe 
        the 1971 atrocities in Bangladesh, sometimes described as attempted genocide. 
        I tried to keep these stories in the pre-watershed style of the TV programme, 
        so my description was circumspect, but as the Twelfth Doctor said ‘Google 
        it’ to see just HOW nasty it was.   |